Dog Eat Doug by Brian Anderson for September 07, 2022

aha!!! now we know why the scarcity!!

“I don’t like eating pie. It gives me gas.”

I think of floating mice every time I see the Disney cruise ship.

I suspect, if Mom sees a mouse floating around the kitchen, the cats may need ear protection.

The question is how high will the helium make the mice float? If it is ceiling high, the cats may have not thought this through.

Honestly, just eating them is probably the more humane option that this point.

That looks exactly like one of my magnetic chess sets!

Yet it’s not a pie in the sky?

What a waste of a pie. Now fruitcake.

I wonder what process they used to infuse helium into the pie’s atomic make up?

Why isn’t the pie floating?