Rubes by Leigh Rubin for September 04, 2022

Headed for trouble

So that’s where Armour Potted Meats got its name.

Ah must be another one of em darned sequels of one of those The Lord Of The House of Dragon’s Rings or something.

Ha. So he face a little ol’ dragon. Big deal. Real chivalry is daring to face The Killer Bunny Rabbit of Caerbannog.

Just givinh him ‘the heads up’.

I want you to know that your number was at the top of his contact list.

Yours was also his emergency contact number.

It might be dead now. How many knights in shining armor are left?

‘But, I’m Still Standing, yeh, yeh, yeh’ (Elton the Knight)

And – this one came packed in a tin with spring water

Tis but a scratch…

Common sense went out the window when warning labels started keeping people safe.

It’s just a flesh wound.

Have at you!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

That knight has an awfully long left arm.

Nothing like having you pantry stocked with canned food.