In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for September 17, 2022

Better yet go find a big frying pan.

I thought Humpty was the trainer.

Send Him to the clubhouse to soak in the hot tub you can have boiled egg later

He seems like a hard-boiled character!!!

And that’s why you wear an athletic supporter.

This isn’t a yolk! He’s cwacked all over…while you’re at it, bring a skillet, spatula, and bacon…

“Walk it off! It’s only a herniated shell.”

Leave him be – he’s a bad egg.

Yikes he’ll be out for the season

This cracks me up.

Or a short order cook. :)

….and the salt.

What’s a shoe gonna do?

Another athlete with a fragile ego.

Little tape, here!