Agnes by Tony Cochran for September 17, 2022

girls, this is why we have Google

Those might not be country names, but she’s not going to lift a finger to find out on a Saturday.

Those names fit right in with the new math. Ergo, all gobbledygook!

Whatever they are, they don’t sound like they’lll be good on Monday either

Wakasabee is a city in Michigan.

I dunno what its GNP is, but I betcha Agnes is expected to know!!

She’s not doing well in Geography or Math already. Happy Citizenship Day!

Why doesn’t Mr. Cochran hire a letterer? This is the worst-lettered strip in the universe.

she probably had the second one confused with kemo sabe…

Those are Social Studies answers. Use them while studying other cultures.

Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu… New Zealand

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogog… Wales

Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg… Massachusetts

Order then in a sushi restaurant, and eat whatever they bring you.

“I’ll go with the kabudu platter, and don’t skimp on the wakasabi!”

When I am queen of my own country, I will name it Kahboodoo. All will obey.

If that doesn’t work, we’ll give it a shot in science class. :)