Lio by Mark Tatulli for September 13, 2022

No.

Remember, the lunch ladies cook the food. I’m not sure scaring them is the way to go.

Is it taco Tuesday already

Sorry Lio, you’ll never give the ladies a hair-raising scare. That’s what the snoods are for.

Sorry Lio, you’ll need to work harder to get a reaction from them… Have you seen what they work with daily? (And you have only ever seen it once cooked)

Our cafeteria cut cooked pizza with scissors. Our family was so poor I mostly just packed a lunch.

Continuing from yesterday’s “What I got away with” theme…

I don’t get it

Lio, don’t be a boar.

guffaw

Looks like a really mad ALF

Got to give him credit. He’s bad but he’s also very good at it…..

Careful, Liō, they’ll put your robot on the menu.

It won’t work. They’ll just think it’s a sales gimmick from Boar’s Head meats.

That’ll scare the lunch ladies!

“Ah perfect, here’s the delivery of ‘mystery meat’”

I had to google that: a large room (as in a school building) designed for use both as a cafeteria and an auditorium. My high school had one, but I never heard it called that, just the cafeteria…

Where’s Lio’s pet squid? Izzit calamari by now?

Sometimes Lio is a bully.