Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for September 02, 2022

Napoleon Bunny-Fart

Bad hare day.

,$ucku arod butt butt.

Punch one fowl down the street

Chicken breast and mashed potatoes across the street

Tweet Terry Bradshaw

…come on…

….the new Thor movie wasn’t that bad…

Scalpo Bunny snacks and Mac the Knife fights for some gin rummy w/Bunny. Bunny snacks on Mac and has Beef Eater and Bacardi for that card game gin rummy.

The Hare Peace that uses Flatulence to punctuate its conversations! Get One Today. Available at the Bath Mat Factory Gifte Shoppe! But Hurry! Supplies are limited! Don’t let this one Hop Away!

Now that he’s a bit lighter, he’ll get off his buns, and hop to it!

Amazing how the rabbit never moved. It never changed expressions. Its ears never even twitched.

“Dim and dreadful thoughts have lately been floating through my brain,

I am getting savage, my brain feels rack’d, bewilder’d,

There seems to be no relief.”

—Walt Whitman

Eventually, Mitch will come up with something … anything … a whiff of wit … a soupçon of satire … a … ah sh*t, forget it!

Rabbiting along rapidly.

The scut has spoken …!

I prefer wearing a cat on my head for most occasions.

Thank you Sir. May I have another?

Re: mystery deaths…

Nothing to see here, just move along now…

Sven Goolies movie Sat. Night around 8pm,

Frogs

Bunnyfarts make a particularly lame punchline! Congratulations on a sterling contribution to comic elegance!