Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for September 12, 2022

Piper wasn’t borderline deranged,

He just needed to be changed.

Backwax did just that,

On the drop of a hat.

Leaving the rest of his workers short-changed.

Get a tube of Zinc oxide cream…

There’s always whiners and gripers…I’m just thankful I’m retired…some were on my last nerve!

The limerick packs laughs anatomical

Into space that is quite economical.

But the good ones I’ve seen

So seldom are clean

And the clean ones so seldom are comical.

“My butt been wiped.”