Junk Drawer by Ellis Rosen for September 03, 2022

Sleep? What is that?

Ooo … a man … as a person … real person? Amazing!

Who came up with person man? / Degraded man, person man.

And, he hasn’t even had his caffeine yet. This COULD turn dangerous in a hurry.

They Might Be Giants begs to differ about how amazing Person Man is. (Particle Man — They Might Be Giants)

It doesn’t work like that gor everyone.

Coffee makes his life a lie.

I’m Son Man! The man who can function as a son!

I’m still working on this one. Sleep is but one component.

Another funny one on the twitter link below.

So he tea person or coffee person?

Ordinarily I like speculative fiction, but this is just too out there even for me. “Enough sleep” is nonsense.

please, not before the coffee