Free Range by Bill Whitehead for September 13, 2022

This is “anchored” in fake news.

This could be Russian state television.

If only….

More like, “If you can’t say anything nice about the news, don’t say anything at all.”

Or “None of the news is good news”

Fun fact: “Thank you and good night” is how David Letterman signed off Late Night.

Well that’s good to hear!

Don’t watch news anymore. Sensationalized, censored and parts and pieces edited

For all the truth and accuracy you will find on TV news you should watch it as often as I do, not at all since about 45 years ago.

The Queen died so that’s the news for the next few days. Now I saved you a wasted 30 minutes.

I have had a ‘no news’ house for the last few years. Some still trickles in, but it is so darn refreshing.

Yeah – every night the major networks show their political bias by slamming the other side and then try to end with a “feel good story.” Not working.

So says, Gary Gnu

What about the giant woman in the red blouse and green jacket wandering about the city?

“Our sponsors will fill the rest of the half hour with two minute pharmaceutical ads that are seventy percent disclaimers read at six time normal speed.”

The reporter didn’t start out by yelling “BREAKING NEWS”.

Oh that it would be so. Not with Demoncrats at the helm.

“And now for this news flash: There is no news flash tonight!” —The Muppet Show