Free Range by Bill Whitehead for September 12, 2022

You “sap”.

Skip the part about tree trimming!!!

It’s wicked cold up there.

It is not a place where one (a tree) can establish (deep) roots.

This was his attempt to branch out into the horror genre. They asked him to pack his trunk and leaf.

Barking up the wrong tree…

Uh ooooh! I’m overgrown….

Is he reading about his family tree written on his family tree?

This is-ent that funny

Scared the leafs right off of ’em.

And the sequel “Leaving Home Depot”

Pay no attention to the tall tales written by short trees. Sunshine is your friend.

This one stumped me on first reading.

And never lick a tree below the dog line…