Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for September 16, 2022

two votes to one, Elliott; you can’t win ’em all

Go ahead and let him text. But throw his dinner out. Then see what happens.

Tony’s QOTD: (I found the right one today) *Do you table text? *

Nope, usually I text a person. I save the table for dancing.

Tony asked

Do you table text?

Only if someone needs directions to the restaurant or text me they’re late.

Pleasant family

If you don’t stop texting, you can’t have any of this slop!

Grow up and move away. It’s the only way!

Yeah, if we’d just go back to good old days of ignoring each other by burying ourselves in the morning paper… oh, wait.

It’s common to see whole family in restaurants hunched over their cell phones and see no interaction between them. Sort of sad, really.

What goes around comes around……..

typical family discussion

Well, they are communicating.

Larry?