Rubes by Leigh Rubin for September 14, 2022

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    enigmamz  about 2 years ago

    Sadly, this is how fast food places get their chicken sandwich patties so flat.

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    Ratkin Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Just a stiff one that pecks. (Censors won’t let me say it).

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    SHIVA  about 2 years ago

    Off to see the Colonel!!!

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    Lady loves a joke  about 2 years ago

    They thought it was too soon, when the driver made a joke about ‘grilling some chicken’.

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    oakie817  about 2 years ago

    off to KFC

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    DM2860  about 2 years ago

    Because it was a one way road and he had too much faith in humanity. (Last weekend, I had to let a car through a one way road before I could enter as it went the wrong way, so this is still fresh)

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    geese28  about 2 years ago

    I’m sure a certain colonel with a fuzzy mustache would be happy to take care of that fellow

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    WCraft Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Actually he did – but he was trained by a squirrel and taught to either freeze or run around indecisively.

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    paranormal  about 2 years ago

    Chickens don’t learn from others mistakes…

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    Lablubber   about 2 years ago

    Where’s Loudon Wainwright III when you really need him.

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    cuzinron47  about 2 years ago

    It wasn’t too chicken to cross the road.

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