Rubes by Leigh Rubin for September 12, 2022

That bottled water is a lot cleaner than the stuff we’ve been swimming in.

As WC Fields said, “I don’t drink water. Fish f**k in it.”

This fresh water is fresh from the fishbowl that they’re in.

Must be a sucker fish

At least it is filtered water. Filtering ain’t cheap, ya know. They cost money.

is that a cigarette? i hope he has waterproof matches

No ifs, and or floating cigarette butts!

You’ve already flooded the market.

Besides, if you drink it all, I’ll be a fish out of water!

Something fishy going on here.

So – the water in the dispenser hasn’t been pooped in?

The irony is, the glass is half empty.

I have smoked fish…….but never saw a fish smoke……