Frank and Ernest by Thaves for September 24, 2022

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    Ratkin Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I have no idea why anyone wants to go to a football game. I’ve been to one pro and one college game. Once my seat was on the 50 yard line low and once it was near the end zone high. I couldn’t tell what was happenings on the field in either case. And then you add the cost of parking, tickets and food in order to sit in the cold or heat or rain. The alternative: TV.

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    PoodleGroomer  over 2 years ago

    The upper-level vendors sell oxygen tanks.

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    The Reader Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Sounds like you got sideline seats to one of the away games.

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    kelloggs2066  over 2 years ago

    If they’re far afield, maybe you should change the subject…?

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    uniquename  over 2 years ago

    And don’t forget to charge your phone so you can actually watch the game.

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    Chris  over 2 years ago

    is it from another country or something… How big is this football stadium?

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    ajr58(1)  over 2 years ago

    The best seat for the game is in front of my large screen TV. Plus i can do my own instant replay, and the beer is more reasonably priced. (Bonus – I can fast forward past the idiot talking heads)

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    Count Olaf Premium Member over 2 years ago

    And they’ll have to ship in sunlight

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    InTraining Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Went to see a Bears game. Left early – took public transportation. Got there for the 2nd quarter. 2 hot dogs – $25. Terrible game – left after 3rd quarter. NO busses or cabs. Walked 2 miles to catch the train home. Chicago has never figured out how to get people to and from that stadium and they wonder why the Bears are moving to Arlington Heights…!

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member over 2 years ago

    And the parking lot was probably in a different area code

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    Norris66  over 2 years ago

    I got nice seats in Ontario.

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    Lola85 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I felt the same way when I went to a Tina Turner concert. I bought tickets when they first went on sale but, unfortunately, ticket scalping is allowed in Texas, so we ended up in the nosebleed section. I could hear her, but could hardly see her.

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    jr1234  over 2 years ago

    If you need a passport you may be ending up seeing soccer.

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