Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for September 19, 2022

“Ye-e-a-h, ‘Insane in the membrane’ Beard more like!”

Fellas fellas.. dreadbeard clearly fits best in this scenario.

sorry, Captain Gingerbeard, but an interlocking building block company in Denmark already has Captain Redbeard

I just noticed that Gingerbeard is Gingerbread if you rearrange the letters.

Appropriate comic for today, given it’s International Talk Like A Pirate Day (Arrgh!).

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Talk_Like_a_Pirate_Day

The portal bears a suspicious resemblance to the Guardian of Forever. Gingerbeard is messing with more than he can handle!

Weirdbeard is more catchy.. and so is what’s coming out of that portal!

Zianthiads? Cool name.

Where’s Doctor Who when you need him?

Is he fully confident that the Zianthiads will be so willing to share their technology with him? Could be they’ll think he’s invading and treat him accordingly.

His friends will still call him Rusty. Rusty the speech maker.

On ITLAP day, always remember the 5 “A’s”:

Ahoy!

Avast!

Aye!

Aye-aye!

and……

AAAAARHHHH!!

He is likely Wallace’s grandfather.

So, Sterling came from a portal?

Aiggh, his real goal is to stop being called a ginger. This is what happens when you bully a redhead. They create portals to other realms in an attempt to punish this realm for its cruelty. So tread lightly in their presence.

Personally, I’m sooner expecting him to end up as “Deadbeard” before this is all over.

Love the borrowing of Star Gate.

Yes! Pirates and aliens… Now all we need is a mermaid to save the day!

Better yet: Green Beard (after this pirate uses the gem to open the portal).

Another redheaded pirate. Extra points if you can hear the geographical mistake in the lyric. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8v5ZjzuSOY

How about Red Beard with bits of clam chowder?