Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 22, 2022

Wiz lives in a suburban cottage?

What’s the problem, Wiz?

That’s what I do every morning, I go to bed everynight at 4 am, get up at 8am (no alarm, just habit). Hit the couch at 9am til 11:00am. I have the life! OH and my snooze when Judge Judys on, her carping puts me out!!

I love foxes playing Twister!

In my wasted youth, I often dreamed of playing twister with a bunch of foxes.

He has to have plenty of space to accommodate Henry. (inside and out)

Apparently a Twister hit last night and he didn’t hear a thing.

Just what is in that cup?

You don’t want to see a fox-knot?

A Wiz dream?

Next is “Wack a Mole”!

Animal Twister has new things like “Front left paw blue” and “Tail green”. Do not try it at home.

YAWN!!!

Married and sleeps in his own bed. Envy!

Some mornings, it’s just not worth chewing through the leather straps. __ Emo Philips

On the color where it lands, put those feet and hands. (Or paws, in this case.)

I guess the joke is that squirrels play Twister, which is rare (as we humans belive…) so Wiz should go back to sleep?

The foxes who live in the cemetery where I serve as a guide aren’t the least bit shy—one even seems to understand the idea of posing for photographs.I’ve never known them to play Twister, but the truth is, I wouldn’t be entirely surprised.

You mean that foxes don’t play twister in your yard?

If those are squirrels, someone worked really hard to make them look like foxes. On the other hand, Wizard must have cast a shrinking spell on himself between panel two and three and taken time to trim the shrub on the right side of the steps.