Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 24, 2022

“I can’t afford to lose this job, it’s hard to get one these days.”

“Actually, the job market is pretty strong.”

“Doh. Never get your news from arch-criminals!”

I can’t help but read her dialogue in the voice of ravishin’ Rosemary, the police dispatcher from Hong Kong Phooey.

She probably got rejected by a lot of people in her earlier life, and might even be a Ivy League girl!

If Johnny Storm hears you using his catch phrase, you might find the limits of that suit.

Flame on? Who does this woman think is in that suit? Johnny Storm? Jim Hammond? (the original, android, “Human Torch.”)

Hey! Blue Blockers! She really cares about her exposure to the displays!

“Eh, I would have been insulted if you hadnt”

ka-loyal

KA-REFUND!

Apparently, working for an evil criminal mastermind must pay well.

That job must have a heck of a Benefits package, hope it includes Haywire Hospitalization.

Take it from someone who knows… Job-hunting is the worst!