Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for September 19, 2022

“And we’ve codenamed him – Patsy.”

Why are you all looking at Miles? Ohhh

Oh dear

Huh boy.

c’mon, Miles Curtis Wallace, just walk away

Okay the look they all have says “patsy” in bright neon letters. I also get why they picked Miles instead of Kevin for the job despite Kevin being FAR easier to convince: Kevin is also more likely to get caught if less likely to tell on all of them if caught. The boy is a hammer and they need a screwdriver.

Miles may need someone to help steady the ladder while he manages the paint job. Any volunteers from this mob?

IF he does this… I can’t even imagine what his parents will do. His dad will go ballistic!

Why are you looking at Miles like that?

OK everyone prepare your black tie attire for Mile’s funeral. Their will be light refreshments afterwards

Prank’s on you kid!

This cannot end well.

OK Miles, decision time. Time to leave these losers.

Some of that “Alien Tape” that can stick on anything/be removed when you want to, couple of sheets of poster board, painted with a “J” and an “E”……easy, with a minimum of liability.

don’t doowit!!!

Miles you don’t need to hang out with the cool kids to be cool!

Don’t worry – Miles is too smart for this. I’m lovin’ this arc

Hey, Miles. The candy store has just called. They need you to pose for the world’s biggest sucker!