Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for September 19, 2022

I thought Clyde was Broomie’s pet.

If the witch is anything like Sabrina, the cat also talks.

She would swim with the fishes, except she is allergic to water too.

Is it not that witches can BECOME cats, rather than just HAVE cats?

Good thing she’s not allergic to trolls and buzzards.

You can, Broomie…just be careful while holding their bowl!

aw…fish being so koi

Broomy loves her fish for the Hall-ibut!

Not news to Patti Page fans:

How much is that doggie in the window?

The one with the waggily tail

How much is that doggie in the window?

I do hope that doggie’s for sale.

I must take a trip to California,

And leave my poor sweetheart alone.

If he has a dog, he won’t be lonesome,

And the doggie will have a good home.

How much is that doggie in the window?

The one with the waggily tail

How much is that doggie in the window?

I do hope that doggie’s for sale.

I don’t want a bunny or a kitty.

I don’t want a parrot that talks.

I don’t want a bowl of little fishies.

You can’t take a goldfish for walks.

How much is that doggie in the window?

The one with the waggily tail

How much is that doggie in the window?

I do hope that doggie’s for sale.

Poncho takes his fish on walks. Of course, it rarely turns out well…

Why is she not allergic to Irwin?

I don’t know I just watched the new live action Pinocchio and Geppetto took his fish with him when he went looking for Pinocchio.

Get a stroller for the fish bowl.

Maybe Broomie can’t take her fish for walkies, but he speaks to her! That must count for something!

I would love to see Broomie turn that girl in the GEICO commercial into a fish.

good point fish