Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for September 19, 2022

The Zoo show that Spouse likes has a segment where one of the staff talks about how easy one animal is to train because he’s “very food motivated”.

Yep.

“…, unlike a certain canine I could name.”

Don’t complain if he puts on weight.

Come on boy! Mow the lawn, or there’s no treats tonight.

Could she train him to chew with his mouth shut?

I’m so well trained, I think it is MY idea when I do something around the house.

But has she been able to train him to leave the toilet seat down yet?

One of my favorite episodes of Big Bang Theory is when Sheldon gives Penny chocolates to reward her for behavior he approves of.

This one is related to a previous one: https://www.gocomics.com/speedbump/2022/02/10?ct=v&cti=1459763

If a man and woman marry, with the intention of “changing” the other, FORGET it! What you see is what you get!

That’s why they marry the dumb ones.

Also buy the BIG bottle of ketchup. Like a dog, he doesn’t taste much, just scarfs it.