Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 20, 2022

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    momofalex7  about 2 years ago

    So true!

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    Imagine  about 2 years ago

    It makes a big difference if you start at the bottom or at the top.

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    Zykoic  about 2 years ago

    Showering is an Isenthalpic process.

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    blunebottle  about 2 years ago

    Go figure.

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    Gent  about 2 years ago

    Obviously that’s because Ninja Sloth put a giant block of ice into your water tank before you could know what’s happening.

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    Copy-&-Paste  about 2 years ago

    George: “I WAS IN THE POOL!!!” …(reliving a Seinfeld moment)

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    Doug K  about 2 years ago

    The water in the pool doesn’t seem as cold as long as you stay in the pool. In the shower, your skin is exposed to the air at the same time.

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    dflak  about 2 years ago

    When I was a kid we’d go down to the beach on a nice warm day in April and go swimming. Water temperature off Long Island at that time of year was maybe in the 50s. Time of useful consciousness before hypothermia sets in is about an hour for an adult. Our bodies were less than half adult size.

    We’d come out shivering, with numb extremities and blue lips, lay down in the sun and thaw out and go back in!

    I didn’t say we were smart kids.

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    goboboyd  about 2 years ago

    Thermal shock. Dive in and get it over with. Out of shower, in to flannel pajamas and thick bathrobe. Hot chocolate with Peppermint Schnapps to warm you inside.

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    WDDIM  about 2 years ago

    Much like how, to my wife at least, 70 degrees in April is melting and 70 degrees in September is freezing.

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    Znox11  about 2 years ago

    I notice the hair care products in the shower…must belong to his wife.

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    bbbmorrell  about 2 years ago

    Context is all

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    Pet  about 2 years ago

    Perspective….

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    KEA  about 2 years ago

    it’s definitely a “relative” thing… in March 55º is SUMMER! …in September it’s FREEZING!

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    bookworm0812  about 2 years ago

    That’s how I am. Though when it’s hot and humid, I don’t make my showers quite as hot as I like them in the winter.

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    FireAnt_Hater  about 2 years ago

    It’s funny – I can dive into cold water and it’s fine, but a shower of even mildly ‘less than warm’ water on my back is intensely uncomfortable…

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    thejanith Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Yep, it’s all about context. I remember one simple science experiment teaching kids not to trust their own perceptions too much. Take 3 bowls of water — one hot, one warm, and one cold. Put one hand in the cold bowl and one in the hot bowl, and hold them for a count of 10. Then, take both hands out and put them in the warm bowl. Your hands are sending two different messages to your brain about the temp of the water in that bowl. So, which one’s correct?

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    cuzinron47  about 2 years ago

    That’s because the pool has a certain yellow warming agent added.

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