Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 22, 2022

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    mddshubby2005  about 2 years ago

    It must have been Han-delivered.

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    Imagine  about 2 years ago

    Can you give me a Han with this?

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    Gent  about 2 years ago

    Here’s your chewy toy, doggie. Oh waits a minute.

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    MichaelAxelFleming  about 2 years ago

    Laugh it up, furball.

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    Doug K  about 2 years ago

    Does he wanna send Chewie backa?

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    P51Strega  about 2 years ago

    “I said Cookie”

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    KenseidenXL  about 2 years ago

    Shoulda saved this for next May….

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    Brich027  about 2 years ago

    I didn’t order this walking carpet! I’m afraid it’s going to rip my arms off!

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    goboboyd  about 2 years ago

    Even with a flavorful gummy center and sugar coating, the hair is a bother for the mouth-feel.

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    Jody H. Premium Member about 2 years ago

    When you call Chewy.com, ask for the Return of the Jedi department…

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    Blaidd Drwg Premium Member about 2 years ago

    You’re just giving DeSantis ideas!

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    Hooligan918  about 2 years ago

    Well done, Mark and the rest of you commenters. Made my morning.

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    KEA  about 2 years ago

    dog looks terrified… with good reason

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    mpolo11 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Very good! And great comments.

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    Mark Parisi creator about 2 years ago

    Great comments. You gave me a new hope

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    NoLongerWandering  about 2 years ago

    As someone who does business with this very real company, I just want to say that I have always had good service from them! Great jokes, btw, folks!

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    philwinn  about 2 years ago

    funny

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    MissyTiger  about 2 years ago

    They’re trying to get you to subscribe to a monthly shipment; It’s a trap!

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    richardjohnsonvp  about 2 years ago

    He had to return the costume. It was all Itchy and Lumpy.

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    BigBoy  about 2 years ago

    This is not the Chewy you’re looking for

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    chief tommy  about 2 years ago

    Best comic of the day Mark. I laughed out loud

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    paullp Premium Member about 2 years ago

    I’m guessing he mistakenly logged on to chewwy.com (or some other variant spelling designed to mislead).

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    Shikamoo Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Great comments.

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