Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 24, 2022

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    PoodleGroomer  about 2 years ago

    Scan the other end. Cats like to show their asterisk to everyone.

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    Charliegirl Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Those raccoons will get in anyway if they want to.

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    tudza Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Usually done with a transponder collar.

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    whahoppened  about 2 years ago

    Oh, just wear a near-field tag.

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    Zykoic  about 2 years ago

    Facial recognition for pet doors. Brilliant. iPetportal.

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    Imagine  about 2 years ago

    Shouldn’t it be called a cat scan?

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    The Reader Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Now, to prove you are a cat, catch the red dot.

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    Zebrastripes  about 2 years ago

    What if I lose one…then what?

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    Lee26 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Since you shouldn’t let your cat outdoors (in most instances) this device should never be needed.

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    Steve Dallas  about 2 years ago

    So…a cat…scan…?I’ll see myself out.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  about 2 years ago

    More whiskers..check out Free Range.

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    Less Monday... More Friday  about 2 years ago

    Probably be on the market soon…

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    snowedin, now known as Missy's mom  about 2 years ago

    I read an article where a woman designed a pet door for her cat, but it wouldn’t open if the cat was carrying something, like a dead squirrel or something equally dead.

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    tee929  about 2 years ago

    Maybe a chip scanner would work better……….

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    Lennia Machen Premium Member about 2 years ago

    This is a great idea! Keep out those pesky dogs!

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member about 2 years ago

    No trash bandits allowed.

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    Stephen Gilberg  about 2 years ago

    This future tech is just a whisker away.

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Well, something is needed to keep those little monsters out!

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