Bottom Liners by Eric and Bill Teitelbaum for September 20, 2022

I find that very hard to believe.

Veggie Bacon, artificial eggs, gluten free toast with decaf coffee—- hmmm—- I’ll skip breakfast and wait for lunch…

Is it possible to pay for non-meat meat with non-bank notes?

Yep, tastes just like chicken!

That will NEVER be true!

Nope, just nope!

Bacon sales alone totaled 6.3 billion dollars last year in the US. Total Faux meat sales for last year for all faux meats was only 1.7 billion dollars in the US.

The real question here is which one of the pigs is Bill and which one is Eric?

I prefer my bacon on the hoof. Actually, I only buy a pack or two during home-grown tomato season to make BLTs.

NEVER, NEVER, NEVER!!!

You’re still no. 1 on my list.

Did you see where one of the plant-based meat COO’s got “road rage” and assaulted another car’s driver. Not a joke. Am guessing he will soon be ex-COO.

I think the reference is that pigs eat plant based food hence their bacon is plant based…..

Fake news.

Yeah, right.

Not any that I know….

No they don’t.

That’s a lie.

Comment is WRONG. It should be a majority of annoying vegetarians and ERY annoying vegans