Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for October 06, 2022

How to make a small fortune in investments. Start with a large fortune.

Buy a social website.

“…a strong team with killer ideas”?? You’re not a good liar, Mike!!

BTW, who will his backer be—Trump or Duke??

What you need is a logarithm to target lottery winners and football players. They need “investments”.

I guess he was clueless, wasn’t he?

Now the problem is that we have too many market dips(**ts), and not enough people who care about people.