Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for September 30, 2022

Dude go wash your face.

A little dog we had would wake up at 2:00AM, jump out of our bed and go out the doggie door. When she returned I am sure that it was just morning dew on her bottom……

Bottle that fragrance: “Eau De Cat Toilette”

Territory—- MARKED!

Scented cat litter is not good for cats or people.

Eeeeewwwww!

ew

If that’s the best smell in the bedroom, I see a marriage soon to end.

And a smidgen of Aqua Velva.