Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for September 30, 2022

That may be, but it must also be a pain in the neck.

But, can you really trust yourself?

“Sometimes I look in the mirror and lie straight to my own face.”

The voices in my head told me not to listen to my other personality anymore

Awww come on! Just be truthful…you can take it, Horace!

Don’t worry Horace, it just means you have a conscience and you need not split horse hairs over it.

You’re a good horse Horace. Give yourself a nice pat on the whithers

I was getting freaked out by my six-month search for a new place to live. I went to the oldest guy in the company (two years older than I) and asked him to tell me, “It’s going to be alright.”

Weirdly enough, it actually worked. The mind is a complex thing. Sometimes you have to use mental jiu jitsu .

apparently, Horace hasn’t had his coffee yet…?

I only do what the voices inside my wife’s head tell her to tell me to do…

Identity crisis? Okay, several of them at once, actually.