Being omnipotent doesn’t mean being efficient. And being omniscient doesn’t mean being smart. But being omnipresent does mean watching you on the toilet which is just creepy.
A coworker taught me how to break a stone with another stone. First try I missed the stone I was aiming for and smashed my thumb. He calmly told me, “You don’t have to hit it so hard. Just multiple times in the same place.” My thumb throbbed for the next 12 hours. But, I was able to break a whole bunch of stones into smaller stones that day. It was a boring day at the construction site.
The dude from FL Premium Member about 2 years ago
He couldn’t get somebody to do that?
pschearer Premium Member about 2 years ago
Being omnipotent doesn’t mean being efficient. And being omniscient doesn’t mean being smart. But being omnipresent does mean watching you on the toilet which is just creepy.
Doug K about 2 years ago
That’s one way God could have done it. Another way is by creating forces and processes to make the sand from materials He also created.
tudza Premium Member about 2 years ago
Wow, somebody told god to go pound sand. The stones on that guy. Stones which eventually got pounded into sand.
gopher gofer about 2 years ago
next, god creates sand flies…
Zebrastripes about 2 years ago
For a second, it looked like glitter…..aaaaaaargh
crazeekatlady about 2 years ago
A coworker taught me how to break a stone with another stone. First try I missed the stone I was aiming for and smashed my thumb. He calmly told me, “You don’t have to hit it so hard. Just multiple times in the same place.” My thumb throbbed for the next 12 hours. But, I was able to break a whole bunch of stones into smaller stones that day. It was a boring day at the construction site.
Daltongang Premium Member about 2 years ago
Well why not, what’s time to God anyway?
Havel about 2 years ago
Was that the rock that God created that was so heavy that God couldn’t lift it?