Half Full by Maria Scrivan for September 29, 2022

Why does he remind me of cousin Earl?

Would you call that a hairpiece or headpiece he’s wearing?

Either way it looks pretty baad.

Wearing your last victim is a dead give away.

Hmmm, he’s seems long in the tooth….he looks nothing like his pic on line….

Yeah. Those teeth are a dead giveaway.

I think it’s time to abandon sheep.

The first clue was when he ordered lamp chops..

Looks like one of them there colonial judge wigs.

Maybe he Identifies as a sheep. Don’t be so judgmental!

Gee, ya think?

I don’t see any red flags. Maybe they’re at Big Nate’s.

Not like Bruno and Corrie from “Kevin & Kell.”

Is the sheep’s name Daisy? (Woody Allen movie: ‘Everything you Wanted to Know about Sex’)