Yes, humans are last. Customers are last. No, sir, let me more completely clarify our company’s policy: YOU are last. Last on, last off. You are so last that your ETA printed for your flight is 45 minutes delayed beyond everyone else. By the time you get off our plane, your next flight will have been departed for hours.
ArtyD2 Premium Member about 2 years ago
They’re part of the mini tour.
Steverino Premium Member about 2 years ago
Buncha bull!
DiminishedFirst about 2 years ago
Here’s a good laugh on the topic courtesy of Kay & Peele: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhxlZC8BZJ4
ekke about 2 years ago
Yes, humans are last. Customers are last. No, sir, let me more completely clarify our company’s policy: YOU are last. Last on, last off. You are so last that your ETA printed for your flight is 45 minutes delayed beyond everyone else. By the time you get off our plane, your next flight will have been departed for hours.
Buoy about 2 years ago
First class, business class, coach… I’m pretty sure “class” left air travel years ago.