Mannequin on the Moon by Ian Boothby and Pia Guerra for September 30, 2022

But both methods are as cliché ridden as your novel.

I’ve always wanted a skyscraper office like this. Have no idea what I’d do there, but looks like a nifty place to spend the day.

We went to a pumpkin catapult at a city park, that was fun!

Wouldn’t “catapult” mean “launch”?

“However, there’s a major studio that wants to miscast it, misdirect it, underexpose it and then shred it.” :)

I thought burning was all the rage these days.

They’re not losing a moment on HIS book!

blow it up…?

Either way, he’s not leaving there a published author.

“To the moon, Alice! To the moon!!”

If you have a craving for attention, self-publish it online.