In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for September 29, 2022

Doesn’t matter.

Telekinesis. It’s his only hope.

If you don’t mind it don’t matter

The mind will be fine. The bod however. Not good.

It’s a case of mind over matter. I don’t mind and you don’t matter, or at least that is what I was always told.

Crunch , Splat , Eeewww !

“These are not the tacklers you were looking for.”

More like “Mind the splatter.”

When ppl put more ketchup than mustard on their hotdog…

That seems to be todays philosophy, I dont´t mind and you don´t matter!

“But I DO mind, and it DOES matter!”

(Oh wow. I just noticed @Prey’s comment above, lol I guess that mean’s I’m not hip to today’s world… [broken heart imoji])

Don’t just stand there….throw the balllllllllll….((((((((. Ommmmmmmmphf )))))))

Eddie LeBaron, R.I.P.

Sure, if that works, let me know and I’ll start thinking “Fiscal Responsibility in Illinois”

At least one of that blitz is gonna be takin’a trip to the concussion tent.

Your about to become anti-matter.

DEFENSE!

Too puny!