Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for September 27, 2022

good luck, Simon, at finding a different pub whereat Andy cannot find you

Just tell Andy you have a job for him Simon, he will be gone faster than the free pint!

that posture though ….

Andy seems to do well

Careful, Andy. Simon may try to monetise your skills.

Guess who’s buying….

https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/cartoons/andy-capp/andy-capp-27th-september-2022-28087514

Have you met Jack, Simon?

He’s a perfect kicker of worthless bums from his pub!!

To ferment a new and perfect friendship, Andy needs more Ale.

Yawn…And another man in a purple suit. There must be a sale on them, but I have no idea why a ‘successful’ man would ever buy one. Just goes to show that money does not a cultured man make.

Nothing from Malta today. P² will have to pickle himself.

No Affie today?! Half the reason I read Andy Capp is to keep up with Affie and his hydrating adventures. Hope you’re well, Affie.

Andy is successful at being unsuccessful.

Can anyone tell me what the weather is like in Malta and whether today’s strip is funny?

Andy’s a professional. Freeloader.

Somehow I doubt this particular scrounge will be a stunning example of Andy’s success.

Me thinks Simon prefers to hold onto his money, if there’s nothing in it for him.

Why change the habit of a lifetime? Haha.

xxx

Andy is a successful layabout.