Strange Brew by John Deering for September 27, 2022

Who’d know the difference?

It would do well against “Dr” Oz…

Does it have dual US/Turkish citizenship?

He would definitely be bi-partisan.

Yes, he would represent everyman, and then some!!!

Let’s see. a voter id card for each body part. Perfect!

He could even run for president! Hey, waitaminnit…

Would people think he represented The Green Party?

Nah. He actually has a brain.

According to the book, in addition to having a brain, he also had a heart. This would automatically disqualify him from any public office.

Prob’ly stand a pretty good chance, too!

Needs a red hat.

He’d be perfect. he has Abby Normals’s brain.

He would sure be an improvement over The Evil Turtle…

Looks to be McCarthy….a brain-washed, manipulated parts-n-pieces sort of guy…

Run him for governor of Texas or Florida. They need the upgrade.

There are plenty of federal judge positions open.

He could be programed to vote for Democrats, like a copy machine.

Nah, too smart…

First, ‘it’ needs to learn to read a Teleprompter.

Josh Hawley, Rick Scott, John Cornyn, Rand Paul, and others are already taken.

Couldn’t hurt

Igor makes me miss Marty Feldman

Being Anti-Fire, he would be easily defeated.

But it has an Abby Normal brain. So, should fit right in.

And, you don’t even need to be alive to vote for it.

John Fetterman

Or president