Rubes by Leigh Rubin for September 26, 2022

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    Erse IS better  about 2 years ago

    I thought birds all had bills with tips.

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    Ratkin Premium Member about 2 years ago

    He’s stork raving mad if he thinks she’ll give him a fish.

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    C  about 2 years ago

    Just kidding

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    allen@home  about 2 years ago

    Go check the freezer. Maybe you have some fish sticks.

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    kgs  about 2 years ago

    He’s hinting for some " Pickles"…

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    The Reader Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Goldie had a bad feeling about this, and it wasn’t just the draft from the open door.

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    Doug K  about 2 years ago

    Things will be worse if The Stork in the Hat Comes Back.

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    Lee26 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Let me ‘fish’ around in my purse some more!

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Giving 10 ~15% of that fish is going to be rough.. on the fish.

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    hooglah  about 2 years ago

    No cash for a tip…….she needs a baby.

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    geese28  about 2 years ago

    Part of the stork mob I presume

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    danketaz Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Isn’t that how she ended up with the kid in the first place?

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    stamps  about 2 years ago

    I’ll send you a bill.

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    Lablubber   about 2 years ago

    Give a stork a fish and he’ll eat for a day…

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