The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for September 27, 2022

Isn’t that what Weight Watchers is for?

Just need a stick for the carrot

I do love a carrot every now and again (seldom) BUT I have to salt it a lot

Heavy, man. Heavy…

Diet, AKA grumpy fat people. Put me down for comfort food please.

It’s like that time at the comedy club, he’s die(t)ing out there!

I’d join you, Brutus, but my teeth couldn’t handle it. Still, I diet pretty much all the time, but I want my carrots cooked first.

yes, especially when your body changes things to where you have to eat differently. sigh, I miss eating raw carrots… I have to broil the heck out of them.

while you eat your carrot – just scream, whine and cry real loud in public and the media will be sure to put you in front of thousands and interview you on your reasons OR come up with their own

Brutus is too nice of a guy to make others share in his misery.

Et tu Brute?

And do you carrot all?

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Brutus Thornapple, the only guy I know that could gain weight on a diet. It’s no so much about what you eat, as it is about how much you eat.

When life gives you carrots, make carrot cake.

Brutus should go on a low carbohydrate diet. He can have meats and most vegetables…

It’s a constant struggle Brutus!

No wonder with that kind of diet.

Brutus, try a little blue cheese dressing on that carrot, that’s the way I eat them.

I am surprised he is suddenly on a diet, especially one carrot, unless he ate the rest of the healthy food so fast that we missed it. Based on his usual diet, maybe he needs to make some changes for his health. I don’t even want to think about what Gladys thinks is healthy home cooked food. Adding cheese and sauces and salt to food doesn’t improve its benefits to health.

While misery loves company, it does not mean that others want to join in.

Eh….what’s up, Brutus?

These are lines from a certain orange cat.

Cheer up Brutus – Fat people show more love.

I know it’s a comic trope, in part so we can tell what it is, but who eats carrots unpeeled and with the top still on?