Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for September 29, 2022

uh…

Because there are shoes in them box’s Doofus.

Tony’s QOTD: Do you collect?

Call me and find out.

I bring them back to the dry cleaners. They appreciate it.

“I told you, no wire hangers!”

Well, you need something to keep the hangers in.

I don’t think she knows?

They are for Peter Otterloop’s dioramas. The boy is a genius!

She complains now, then she complains later when she comes back from the clothing store and doesn’t have hangers to hang her new clothes on.

I’m sure that guys do some of that, but he’s got her Pegged (Pardon the Pun which was intentional)….

If you read Jody Lynn Nye’s Waking in Dreamland, you’ll find that you keep wire hangers in a dark place and they will mature into bicycles. The larval form is a paper clip.