Lola by Todd Clark for October 12, 2022

I wish I had skipped reading this one to start the day.

“Butt-scooting Boogie”. Check him for worms.

Impacted anal glands?

Out in the living room past welcome sign

Where there’s a lovely carpet that I call all mine

My rump starts itching every night when the sun goes down

They got tea for the women, music, and smoke

It’s where all the doggies go to do the butt scootin’ boogie

I got a good job, I lay around all day

When it’s quittin’ time, I hit the door runnin’

I chase a pickup truck and let the horses run

I go flyin’ down that sidewalk to my hide a way

Lying in the living room to do the butt scootin’ boogie

Yeah, heel toe, docie doe, come on, baby, let’s go, butt scootin’

Oh, Cadillac, Black Jack, baby meet me outback we’re gonna boogie

Oh, get down turn around go to town butt scootin’ boogie

The woman asks me, say, “what’s wrong with you”

I want a shot at that carpet staring calling to me

My rear is a itching, and it’s hotter than the Fourth of July

I see outlaws spaniels, collies and pekinese

All out makin’ it shake doin’ the butt scootin’ boogie

Yeah, heel toe docie doe come on baby let’s go butt scootin’

Oh, Cadillac, Black Jack, baby meet me outback we’re gonna boogie

Get down turn around go to town butt scootin’ boogie

Oh, heel toe docie doe come on baby let’s go butt scootin’

Yeah, Cadillac, Black Jack baby meet me outback we’re gonna boogie

Yeah, get down turn around go to town butt scootin’ boogie

I say get down turn around go to town butt scootin’ boogie

Oh, get down turn around go to town butt scootin’ boogie