Drabble by Kevin Fagan for October 10, 2022

A not-so-subtle hint that you need to lose a few pounds, Ralph?

Donut steal our pumpkins

Yeah, why would anybody want to pay for something that is just going to sit on your front porch and rot?

Maybe if you weren’t asking $20 for what they can get at Walmart for $3 they would be trying to steal so much

Would he have done that with a pregnant woman?

Pumpkin-spiced Ralph?

Perhaps the Great Pumpkin is in that patch.

That made me laugh out loud. Middle-aged gourd gut!!

“Hey! You swallowed it!”

Yeah they want equal rights! don’t they

Looks like the salesman is packin’ too.

But his shirt indicates where to hide a pumpkin if you want to steal it.

This is profiling, Ralph.

Why?

He actually looks more pregnant than having a pumpkin hidden there. But that’s not a pumpkin or a baby, it’s all his trips to the donut shop.