Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for October 08, 2022

you sure about that, miss?

My philosphy is…“when your friends tell you not to worry-that’s the time to worry!” :/

Plane of the Gapes?

Surely you can’t be serious…

We won’t need that damaged landing gear for a long time…

As long as it’s not our luggage.

So it’s the luggage’s fault. I thought it was the asphalt.

This turbulence should clear up once we take off.

I fail to see any joke in this. Of course there are many flight attendants who think it’s fun to joke about mid-air malfunctions.

It’s Shirley’s fault she packed half a ton of stuff for a fishing trip to Bimini. I told her she only needed a Bikini. The plane was over weight and her stuff had to go.

I’ve got a couple questions. Why are they following another plane down the runway, and why is the flight attendant standing up if they’re taking off? She should be strapped in just like the passengers.

You know? I had a bright idea! Put the luggage compartment under the seats and have the seats a step or two up…

Not exactly reassuring.

Must be American Airlines

I flew to Myrtle Beach with some coworkers for a golf outing, It was turbulent. You could see the wings bouncing up and down! I said something to my friend, and he said “This is nothing. One time on the way to Aruba, the drink cart flew up and hit the ceiling!”