Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for October 06, 2022

So, was Tobias allowed to suit up in the boys’ locker room? Or the girls’ locker room? But either way, with no drama? How un-exciting. At least Fistpump Man got so excited about the new kicker that he double fist-pumps through two panels today! Or is that Sign Man, and he forgot to bring his sign?

(remembers the days when Goshen was such a perennial joke that Les Neemy went bats**** on a teammate daring to be proud that Milford — in the midst of a terrible season — actually beat them.)

Kickoff thru the goal posts? Or touchdown saving tackle? Readers?

How far off the deep end will Marty go when he learns Toby is transgender and playing football?

And fans for a pregame treat, Tobias who in all reality is also a member of the Rocketts will perform a dazzling high kicking routine from their upcoming Christmas show also know to you Wolks as their Winter Solstice Show.

So when Milford plays Valley Tech, does Coach A-hole go ballistic if he finds out Tobias is transgender, and order his D-line to destroy the kicker? I saw one high school game where a female kicker was intentionally hit—hard—on her first kick. Her team played with fury after that, and took no prisoners the rest of the game.

Big booth upgrade for Marty with the new management.

So, Gil and Kaz see him kicking outside their window and a week later he is kicking in games? I guess we know nw that the other kicker has been demoted

What was the line in this one… Goshen -4? What about the chances a scout for the Rockettes noticing Tobias?

The Mudlarks open the season with the first two games at home? Gil and Kaz needed a cash infusion for new cameras for the Athletic Department. Wonder if Milford surprises Goshen with Pro All, Go Left?

I’m just glad to see another game related story

You woke up this morning, got a blue moon in your eyes

P 2: “…Hi Mom!…”

P-1: Like Mimi setting a table, Marty gets his listeners prepped for the night’s thrilling storyline, that may or may not come to a conclusion.

P-2: As if he can hear the radio broadcast, Tobi waives a big “High, to everybody”.

P-3: The stadium erupts with a sing-song chant: “Tobi’s got an Iron leg! Tobi’s got an Iron leg!”

P-4: Writhing in pain after pulling a groin, several members of the team offer to massage it, to prevent cramping. Yeah, that’s the ticket!

P2: Tobias doesn’t realize that the games aren’t televised and waves to the camera that isn’t there.

Toby is very fluid today. Looks like a girl in P3.

Whoo hoo, yeah, I’m back baby! I’m so happy I double fistpumped in P1 and P2!

P2 – Tobias does the “How, paleface!” American Indian movie stereotype to Monica Yellowhair following the National Anthem. It does not go ever well. And speaking of going over, you should be going over to today’s Mopped Up Thorp.

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