One Big Happy by Rick Detorie for January 07, 2024

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    Asharah  12 months ago

    Alot of the animals hibernated.

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    Yakety Sax  12 months ago

    From Not Always Right: You’ve Heard Of “Girl Math”. Now, We Have “Toddler Math”

    I’m watching my three-year-old nephew.

    Me: “Okay, [Nephew]! I’ve got the last of the ice cream right here in the tub. May I have your spoon?”

    He gives me his bowl.

    Me: “I said your spoon. May I have your spoon, please?”

    He looks at me expectantly.

    Then, I remembered the stories on this very website.

    Me: “Okay. If I have your spoon, then could you give me your bowl?”

    He gave me the spoon.

    ((Not my story))

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    Macushlalondra  12 months ago

    I’ve wondered that too, Ruthie. They had to have enough food and water for 40 days and 40 nights, plus they had to wait until they could step on dry ground again and that probably took at least another 40 days. They didn’t have modern methods of refrigeration or a freezer plus no electricity to use something like that. I guess God must’ve fed them day by day like he later did when he gave the Israelites manna day by day.

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    cracker65  12 months ago

    Even a child knows that story is BS.

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    The Reader Premium Member 12 months ago

    Two very hard-working worms.

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    oakie817  12 months ago

    the Science channel did a segment on Noah a couple of years back and came to conclusion that Noah could. indeed, have carried all the animals needed on the Ark – if what he was carrying was their DNA – yeah, think about that for a few minutes

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    jagedlo  12 months ago

    regular potato chips or the ones with ridges?

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    tcayer  12 months ago

    Big Bang Theory solved that when Sheldon’s mother said “The floating corpses of dead sinners!”

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    Ed The Red Premium Member 12 months ago

    Rainwater is fresh but fish in the oceans require salt water. Seems to me that mixing the two would’ve killed all fish everywhere. But I’m sure they were sinners, too.

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    GojusJoe  12 months ago

    They had plenty to eat; 2 unicorns, 2 dragons, 2 mastodons, and those 2 brontosaurus alone lasted the whole 40 days.

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    despain_  12 months ago

    Two of each got on. Imagine the number of rabbits themselves that left! Fruitful and multiply was sure to happen!

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