One Big Happy by Rick Detorie for January 17, 2024

Ooh good one, Ruthie.

From Not Always Right: Well, Botanically, They’re Both Fruits…

This is a story my dad loves to tell about me when I was much younger, maybe two or three. My parents were out grocery shopping with me in the cart. While in the produce section, my mom dipped over one aisle to grab something while my dad went on to pick up the other things they needed.

As we walked, we passed by one of those big cardboard bins filled with whole watermelons. I pointed at the watermelons and shouted with all the excitement and sincerity a two-year-old can muster:

Me: “DADDY! Look at them big ol’ pickles!”

My dad lost it, and another customer doubled over and didn’t stop laughing for a good few minutes after my outburst!

))Not my story((

Hahahaha

If the floor wasn’t so cold, I’d be ROFLing on it!

Ruthie is probably right.

Out of the mouths of babies.

Nailed It!!!

i hated sundays at your age too, joe.

Lesson learned.

Ooops!

Oh my.