One Big Happy by Rick Detorie for July 02, 2024

I have seen the after effects of races handing out water and it sure ain’t pretty!

Water :Zero Sugar.

It’s pretty funny that bottled water is required to put a Nutritional Information label on itself. All zeros.

Where are all the one-legged turkeys we were promised?

Actually, there is/was a ‘Diet Water’. From reddit: “Diet Water. That’s right. Diet Water. In 2004 Japanese company named Sapporo sold bottles of diet water for about 5 USD a piece. They marketed the water as being absolutely free of any calories, Amazing!”

But is it Gluten Free!!??

If they’re running a marathon, they might actually want carbohydrates in the water to help sustain them during the race.

Up ahead? How does he know?

If it’s anything like the Peachtree Road Race held July 4th they’d want Chesney and Ruthie’s water!

Organic water . . .

Smart kids.

I’ll take a cranberry diet water, please.

Diet water is yucky; but sugar-free water on the other hand is great.