One Big Happy by Rick Detorie for July 19, 2024

And Ruthie has learned a new thing today: Never stop questioning!

Phone pole here to make sure your (insert phone co.) service is working.

I’ve never understood why American’s have to register to vote. All I have to do is give them my ID number and show a photo ID at the polling station, they look me up in a computer and give me a ballot. If I tried to vote again, they would see in the computer that I’d already voted.

Sorry! Still trying to figure out how telephone polls talk?

Ellen, if you want to know who’s calling, you may have to first take the phone out of Ruthie’s hand…!

Best to avoid calls like that, little lady.

the only time you need to mark a party affiliation is if you vote in the primary. if you just register, you don’t have to put down a party.