Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for October 15, 2022

a jar of leaches, can’t be too expensive.

The Six Million Dollar Vampire would have made a good show. Lee Majors is bitten by a vampire bat.

Solid, basic reasoning there, Buck!

Steve Austin?

A Disney vacation

Has Bucky been checked for brain damage lately?

ba dum tss

“A million here and a million there and pretty soon we are talking about real money.”

( U. S. Sen. Everett McKinley Dirksen, may he R.I.P. – nowadays he would have said “billions”, but who’s counting …? )

In 1970s prices, the cost of a good cyborg.

Sounds like a “mold report” on a house. Be wary of any “zero mold” report or anyone who wants to “demold” your house after detecting normal amounts. A certain amount of mold is safe and natural.

(Please troll somebody else)

Now I have a bad joke starting in my head. A cat walks into a bank with a check for nine thousand dollars. He says to the teller, "I’d like to get six million dollars in cash for this. "… (Okay, I’m leaving now, lol).