Scary Gary by Mark Buford for October 05, 2022

Yeah, get that ole heart pumping!!!

Where is his phone?

Well there goes the neighborhood….chasing Gary again.

5K run for life.

Change into a bat Gary!!!!

Gary never seems to lose weight after these nighttime runs.

That’s a flee, not a run.

Owen just hovers above the couch.

The usual neighborhood marathon…

I see the stakes, did no one bring a hammer? Poor organization.

1. I thought vampires were super strong and fast 2. Aren’t they immortal? 3. And hasn’t Gary been in this neighborhood for a long time now? why would they be chasing him now?

If this happens every day, he’ll finally lose that gut.

Definitely exercising….

Time to transform.

The panel we don’t see, after panel two:

No Leopold! I’m being chased by an angry mob! Help!

Leopold: sounds good, see you soon. Click.

One way, or another,

We’re gonna getcha getcha getcha

They’re not chasing him. The torches and pitchforks just give purpose to his exercise program.

Why is he afraid of them? He has speed and strength and not afraid of fire.

That would be more like “Frankenstein”.

Run, run, as fast as you can! You can’t catch me, I’m a fat, feeble, Reform vampire!

Doesn’t rhyme as well as the gingerbread version, but then it does fit our beloved Gary, not so much scary as scared….