Bottom Liners by Eric and Bill Teitelbaum for October 07, 2022

Keeping phones and internet access.

I guess you’ll be putting up a outhouse in the back yard.

Also; the mortgage payment and home owner’s insurance premium, That will save you about $15,000/year!

Going off the grid?

While you’re at it, give up buying food, clothing and medication… you’ll save a ton!

I see they already fired the proofreader.

She thought: Again, why did I marry him?

Solar on the roof and a hand pump on the well in the basement. Now, about convincing the neighbors you want to install a septic tank.

“Futher”? Do you mean “further”? Or Fuehrer?

But we’ll need electricity to watch cable TV.

just stop paying and they’ll cancel for you…