For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for November 27, 2022

Been nice knowing you, John.

Dog food may go thru more safety tests than some human “food”.

At least it’s nutritious

I suspect Farley is going hungry tonight when John goes back for seconds.

There are jobs for cat and dog food taste testers, if you’d care to apply.

Milborough must be the last place on the face of the earth where the stores do not sell dog food in cans with modern pull-tabs and peel-back lids..

Farley isn’t fooled by “labelese” either.

If they fed the dog Gainesburger, he could at least have put it on a bun with some cheese…

That’s dog food you idiot

Most dog food is at least as good as the stuff for people. :P

If this was “Fox Trot,” the nuked splorp would be an improvement over what Andy usually comes up with for dinner.

“If you don’t like it, cook something yourself!”

Had a cat that would eat squirrels but I had to cook the chicken for him!!!

I worked with a guy in Canada who owned a pet food processing facility. To demonstrate his product quality he would open a can an eat it. His customers were either impressed or repulsed. Unfortunately he died at an early age…50s.

My first wife (polish) thought Ketchup was an alternative to pasta sauce!

The way they regulate dog food, I’m thinking that’s about the best meal he could get Mike to cook for him.

My dad’s favorite joke: “It’s good, what there is of it. I mean, there’s plenty of it such as it is!” Last heard about 60 years ago.

This is one of the funniest of this comic that I’ve seen yet!

Kind of dangerous.. nuking a dogs food. Hot spots could seriously burn his mouth.

OHH John… that first bite…….

Maybe he should have spoken out loud the last line instead of speaking out loud, “Sniff? Sniff? Snuff.” Would Michael really know what his dad meant by saying sniff sniff snuff?

Katsup kures krappy komestibles.

And Michael winders why Farley turned it down…

Hey, if they feed Farley good food then it should be animal by product free so it would be perfectly safe for John to eat. The nutritional value may be off, but safe none the less.

Use a lot of ketchup!

To be fair, the Pedigree soft pouches my puppies like DO smell pretty much like “human food” . . .

Oh God, that’s really terrible… Yucky

My grandfather once ate cat food thinking it was pâté.

My late, great FiL stumbled into the kitchen very early one morning w/o his glasses and started warming up what he thought was a can of chili … Needless to say, the dog was very happy.

LOL… Too funny.

This happens with Benniful dog food. I mean, it has veggies in it you can actually see.

More proof of the general quality of Elly’s cooking.

I remember a way back when there was a dog food with Lassie’s picture on the can that did look like stew.

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Even assuming it was intended for people, it’s pretty presumptuous to just take half without even asking.

Aww, homeless people are eating dog food all the time and they are quite hardy

Ahhh, it’s people!! For those of you old enough to remember Soylent Green.

In one of Chris Elliot’s Letterman appearances, he wore a lab coat, opened two rival cans of dog food and took a big bite out of each one. He concluded, “They taste the same to me!”

Wonder if Michael in trouble, poor Farley still hungry.

At least John will have a nice shiny coat.

In the seventies there was a story on one of the news channels, that reported some senior citizens were buying cat food to eat.

At least Mike was paying attention enough to know it was dog food and not canned soup!

Looks like the cuisine in the Patterfoob house has gone up a notch or two..

My little 5 lb. chihuahua mix only ate 1/2 of the small tuna-size cans of dog food at a time. She would eat the first half just fine, but I had to take the refrigerated leftover out early enough to let it reach room-temp- she wouldn’t eat it cold. This waaaay back, before those new-fangled microwaves were available at reasonable cost for homeowners.

1:13 am still waiting for Monday’s GoComics to come ON

Ralph Kramden gave his boss dog food back in the 1950’s

Let’s hope he doesn’t have the same reaction Serena Williams did. ;-)

Hey, Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis’ aunt and cousin lived on cat-food for years, and if it was good enough for them…