Lola by Todd Clark for November 13, 2022

Rich Hall calls this an “indecisi-jig”.

I know this guy! I see him standing in the store exit with a large cart of groceries for a long talk with a friend who also has a big cart. Both are totally unaware of others.

I’ll usually stop in my tracks and stare…..that freaks most people out and they go around.

I just thank my mirror image in these instances for the dance, do a few steps of dancing and then duck as my wife slaps at me for being dorky in public. We oldsters have all the fun!

If it’s a lady, I say, “May I have the next dance, too?”If it’s a gent, I say, “This town ain’t big enough for the two of us, hombre”…

I just stop and let the person go past.

i apparently have such a magnetic personality that people will veer all the way over from the other side of the mall passageway to get in my way…